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Day 1: Waffle Photo Shoot

Well, you asked for it and it is here!

365 More Days of Pearl – Day One.

Pearl conferred with his large featherless publicist (whose job it is to agree with everything Pearl says) and decided that anyone who loves feathers as much as you do deserves 365 more days of feathery adventures.

Pearl - conferring with his large featherless assistant.
Pearl – conferring with his large featherless publicist (who of course is busy agreeing with everything he says).

Pearl and his publicist also concluded that, for the official launch of the new series, his VIP fans (aka “you”) deserve a backstage pass into that rarest of celebrity events:

The “Waffle Photo Shoot.”

Not only do the celebrities love these events (what could be better than to pose with a tasty waffle WHILE eating it?)….

But the fans also love these events (on account of how they get to watch their favorite celebs ingesting toasted waffles).

It doesn’t happen every day, but on this – Day 1 of a brand new series featuring a certain fabulous and feathery someone – a special VIP celebration is clearly in order!

Well this looks delicious. My prop, you say? It is a very nice prop. I might just have to customize it a little first.
Well this looks delicious. My “modeling prop,” you say? It is a very nice prop. But I might just have to customize it a little bit first.
I'll just start along the edges here. You can keep the cameras rolling.
I’ll just start along the edges here. You can keep the cameras rolling.
Yes, yes, I can feel the creative juices starting to flow.
Yes, yes, I can feel the creative juices starting to flow.
I call this design "interpretive waffle."
I call this design “toasted waffle with crumbs.”
Okay, Mom. Mom? We can start the photo shoot. Let's call this one "Bird Consumes Waffle."
Okay, Mom. Mom? We can start the photo shoot now. Let’s call this one “Photogenic Parrot Consumes Waffle.”
Let's call this one "Bird With Waffle."
We can call this one “Photogenic Parrot Enjoys Waffle Crumbs.”
We'll call this one "Ferocious Bird, Crunchy Waffle."
We’ll call this one “Ferocious (and Photogenic) Parrot, Crispy Waffle.”
And for the photo shoot finale - "Cute Bird....with Waffle."
And for the photo shoot finale – “Photogenic (and Very Cute) Parrot Tames Toasted Waffle.”

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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6 thoughts on “Day 1: Waffle Photo Shoot

  1. Awww, the story continues! Give Pearl our best wishes. My two normal greys – Kinta and Parker – send you a big hello.

    1. Awww – thank you Martha! Please give Kinta and Parker our love and many chirps of hello back! (And Pearl would just like to add that “grey” is the best color!!)

  2. YAY!!!!!! Pearl and his large featherless assistant are back!!!!! We missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. We missed you and Pongo and Purdy too, Maisen!! Many chirps (shrieks) of love to you and your flock!

  3. Congratulations on a very successful photo shoot and another 365 days with one of my favorite cockatiels. I have to add that in because Charlie and Chloe are helping me type and of course they are mommy’s favorites!

    1. Awww, Jeanne – of course Charlie and Chloe are mommy’s favs! Pearl is delighted to be an honorary “favorite!” Many chirps and beak grabs from our flock to yours! 🙂

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