Day 6: The Food Bowl Lunge Challenge

All over the country, featherless beings are pouring buckets of ice over their heads to support others of their kind who need help.

This is a very nice gesture and of course it is great to help others.

But ice? Ice is just so cold….and flavorless!

If you are going to dip, lunge, plunge, or otherwise cover yourself with anything, it should be something delicious.

This way, you can support a good cause – for instance, bringing toasted waffles to the world – and also ingest tasty delicacies too!

Here, the photogenic and famous celebrity spokes bird introduces his signature charity event, the "Food Bowl Lunge Challenge."
Here, the photogenic and famous celebrity spokesbird introduces his signature charitable cause, “Bringing Waffles to the World,” by participating in the “Food Bowl Lunge Challenge.”
First, he checks to verify that his large featherless photography assistant is in place.
First, he checks to verify that his large featherless photography assistant is in place.
He pauses for just a brief moment more to remember all those who have never tasted a toasted waffle.
Next, he pauses for just a brief moment in remembrance of all those who have never tasted a toasted waffle.
The courageous and compassionate star drops down into a lunge position....
The courageous and compassionate star drops down into a lunge position….
And he is IN!!
And he is IN!!
He stays IN for a very long time....
He stays IN for a very long time….
When the star finally emerges, his rabid fans burst into hysterical applause. Some faint. Others cry. Still others do both.
When the star finally emerges, his rabid fans burst into hysterical applause. Some faint. Others cry. Still others do both.
He poses for the press, looking every inch the courageous Waffle Warrior who will do whatever it takes to Bring Waffles to the World.
He poses for the press, looking every inch the courageous Waffle Warrior who will do whatever it takes to Bring Waffles to the World.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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2 comments

  1. Is it wierd that I heard John Madden’s voice as I read, “And he’s in!”??? Lol very cute! So glad you’ve continued this, truly brightens my day. 🙂

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