For the most feathery and famous beings, life often feels like you are waking up to Christmas morning every day.
On any given day, you may receive one or several new letters and packages from your besotted fans.
Here, hiring a large featherless assistant can be key to response efficiency (on account of how easy it is to forget to write down the fan’s return address before you begin “recycling” the thick crunchy envelope).
It is also much easier to send your customary “thank you” gift (cute pictures of yourself, of course – it’s always what the fans want) if all you have to do is pose and you can delegate the sending part to your assistant.
pssssst….Stay tuned for the “training” results – courtesy of Ellen K. Cook, DVM and “Happily Ever After….A Learning Game” (for parrots, not featherless assistants!).
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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