Day 49: More Fan Mail

For the most feathery and famous beings, life often feels like you are waking up to Christmas morning every day.

On any given day, you may receive one or several new letters and packages from your besotted fans.

Here, hiring a large featherless assistant can be key to response efficiency (on account of how easy it is to forget to write down the fan’s return address before you begin “recycling” the thick crunchy envelope).

It is also much easier to send your customary “thank you” gift (cute pictures of yourself, of course – it’s always what the fans want) if all you have to do is pose and you can delegate the sending part to your assistant.

Wow. A fan sent all this for me?
Wow. A fan sent all this for me?
She sure has great taste in cover art!
She sure has great taste in cover art!
Not only does the paper look thick and crispy, but the cover model is unusually good looking.
Not only does the paper look thick and crispy, but the cover model is unusually good looking.
A "training video," you say? Oh good - I've been meaning to enroll you in some more training. Please thank her for me!
A “training video,” you say? Oh good – I’ve been meaning to enroll you in some more training. You can go ahead and start watching it anytime.

pssssst….Stay tuned for the “training” results – courtesy of Ellen K. Cook, DVM and “Happily Ever After….A Learning Game” (for parrots, not featherless assistants!).

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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