Day 51: 007, .007 and Moneypenny

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James Bond is very good at what he does – but there is another, much more top secret agent, who goes Bond one better.

.007, Mission Specialist.

It's 007! He looks mission-ready!
It’s 007! He has come to activate me for a top-secret mission!
As .007, mission specialist, my contract states three belly kisses must be administered before I accept any new mission. One....
As .007, Mission Specialist, my contract stipulates three belly kisses must be administered before I will consider accepting any new mission. One….
Two....
Two….
Three. Now where is Moneypenny? I need her to sign off on our mission.
Three. Now where is Moneypenny? I need her to do our final checks.
I look very pretty? How pretty EXACTLY - on a scale of 1 to 100?
I look very pretty? How pretty EXACTLY – on a scale of 1 to 100?
150? Well that will have to do - 007 says it's urgent this time.
150? Well that will have to do – 007 says it’s urgent this time.
I'll have my large featherless photographer take a "classified" photo for the mission file.
But first I’ll have my large featherless photographer take a “classified” photo for the mission file.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

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