Day 53: The Breakfast Bouncer

Being small and feathery and famous brings daily surprises.

For instance, who knew there would be so much competition amongst those who want to be chosen for your breakfast menu?

Who would have thought, instead of having to track, stalk, and bring down prey, the prey would be trying to sneak onto your plate – just for the honor of being consumed by a celebrity!

So when your dish gets unusually crowded with (untasty) interlopers, sometimes the only thing for it is …. the breakfast bouncer.

Well, this looks delicious - one hard-boiled egg, made to order.
Well, this looks delicious – one hard-boiled egg, made to order.
Hey you - pale green weird thing - keep away from my plate.
Hey you – pale green weird thing – keep away from my plate.
How'd you get in here, anyway? You snuck in in disguise, didn't you.
How’d you get in here, anyway? You snuck in in disguise, didn’t you.
And you - strange small orange thing - I didn't order you.
And you – strange small orange thing – I didn’t order you.
Luckily the Breakfast Bouncer can take care of it.
Luckily the Breakfast Bouncer is on hand to take care of it.
There's my featherless assistant now....Mom, can you tell the chef breakfast was excellent, but to please keep a closer eye on the back door entrance? There were interlopers again.
There’s my featherless assistant now….Mom, can you tell the chef breakfast was excellent, but to please keep a closer eye on the back door entrance? There were interlopers on my plate again.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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