Being a field observer (with feathers) allows you to witness and document all kinds of strange interspecies behaviors.
For instance, amongst the featherless beings, they typically tend to increase personal grooming efforts around certain times of year.
Sometimes this can spill over to you.
For instance, even though you already preen your feathers and groom your entire body (from crest to tail!) daily, your large featherless assistant sometimes still insists you also take a shower before your flock’s annual winter holiday gathering.
Luckily, there are a variety of effective tactics you can employ to repel this initiative.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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