Day 78: The Waffle Watcher

Any member of a flock knows scouting delicious delicacies is only half the battle.

The real work begins with keeping them.

For instance, perhaps you have a large featherless assistant who delivers your waffles to you.

This is all well and good, but you still can’t forget about poachers.

Any being could come from anywhere at anytime and swoop down to try to nab your waffle breakfast for themselves.

For this reason (and many others) it is necessary to become an expert “Waffle Watcher” before graduating to become a “Waffle Eater.”

This looks just perfect - warm and toasty the way I prefer it.
This looks just perfect – warm and toasty the way I prefer it.
And I can sense the keen eyes of ravenous poachers all around me.
Of course, as a “Waffle Watcher” star graduate, I can already sense the keen eyes of the ravenous poachers all around me.
I will play it cool and casual at first to get them to reveal themselves.
I will use my “Waffle Watcher” skills to play it cool so they don’t suspect I’m on to them.
As I coolly and casually grip the waffle firmly with my talons.
At the same time, I will coolly and casually move to grip the waffle firmly with my talons.
Don't think I don't see you - poacher - yes you, the one with no feathers!
Aha! Don’t think I don’t see you – poacher – yes you, the one with no feathers!
And you - yes, the one with the shell and red dotted feet.
And you – yes, the small one with the shell and red dotted feet!
Don't worry waffle - anyone else who wants to consume you will have to come through me first.
Don’t worry waffle – anyone else who wants to consume you will have to come through me first.
The moment they see my sharp claws and fearsome pointed beak, they will see how futile it is to try to poach you.
The moment they see my sharp claws and fearsome pointed beak up close, they will see how futile it is to try to poach you from an expert “Waffle Eater.”

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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