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Day 82: Stuffed Flocking

Featherless beings have many habits and rituals that have yet to be adequately explained.

Even after living amongst them for many years, there is always more research to be done.

For instance (like so many of her peers) your large featherless assistant displays a persistent penchant for collecting stuffed versions of you.

Large and small, thick and thin, her “flock” grows each year.

Your conclusion is: this odd quirk is a direct result of her longing to have feathers of her own.

Oh boy. She got more. Here we go again.
Oh boy. She got more. Here we go again.
Wow - this one looks a lot like me! I'd lose the pink though....grey works much better.
Wow – this one looks strangely like me! I’d lose the pink though….grey works much better.
You know, Mom, this isn't going to help you grow any feathers of your own. You can have some of my old ones instead if you want.
You know, Mom, this isn’t going to help you grow any feathers of your own. You can have some of my old ones instead if you want.
Okay, just one more picture.
Okay, just one more picture.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'd almost rather be featherless than flock with that hoity-toity crowd.
I’m so outta here. Weird crowd – and for all their posing, they don’t appear to have any real feathers either!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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