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Day 88: Luring Mommy

In a growing flock, the “alpha” flock member is the one who gets the most attention.

Of course, every flock member wants to be “alpha.”

And since the featherless beings in any flock are always “beta” or “gamma” members, you want to attract their attention more than your flock mates to maintain your alpha status.

Lucky for you, there are many easy ways to do this.

The simplest way, of course, is to look very cute.

You also want to display all of your fluffy feathers (feathers = alpha).

Hi Mom!
Hi Mom!
I look very cute!
I look very cute!
Look at all my fluffy feathers!
Look at all my fluffy feathers!
My feathers are equally fluffy on this side too!
My feathers are equally fluffy on this side too!
Are you getting all this, Mom?
Are you getting all this, Mom?
I have very fluffy breast feathers!
I have very fluffy breast feathers!
And did I mention I'm very cute?
And did I mention I’m very cute?

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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