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Day 98: The “Waffle 4000”

There is a reason beings with feathers have to eat so many waffles.

It is hard work being so fab and feathery all the time!

For example, one day, your Facebook page may suddenly receive its 4,000th ‘like.’

Such a momentous event will bring nonstop gushing compliments from fans, declarations of love from ladybirds, photo ops, and a shower of gifts.

And this is just one (of many) momentous events on one (of many) days!

Luckily, you can turn to the world’s most fortifying, nourishing, energizing, (and delicious) delicacy to keep your strength up!

And right in the nick of time, I'd say - what took you so long, Mom?
Sheesh. What a day! 4,000 ‘likes’ – the fans are going crazy today.
Yes - this is just what I need to keep my strength up.
Yes, yes, yes – a warm toasted waffle is just what I need to keep my strength up.
I know it smells delicious....I can't wait to dig in!
I know – it smells delicious….I can’t wait to dig in!
What do you mean, "share?!"
What do you mean, “share?!”
When you can kill your own waffle, Mom, you can share mine.
When you can kill your own waffle, Mom, you can share mine.
See how this one is really dead after just one bite? Yours still twitch for hours....
See how this one is really dead after just one bite? Yours still twitch for hours….
The key is to plunge your beak in at just the right point.
The key is to plunge your beak in at just the right point.
Tell you what, Mom, you can practice on mine after I'm done.
Tell you what, Mom, you can practice on mine after I’m done.
It's all yours, Mom!
It’s all yours, Mom – happy hunting!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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2 thoughts on “Day 98: The “Waffle 4000”

  1. Yep, I’ve gotten that what do you mean “SHARE”? look a million times. Usually debating whose dinner it is (mine) and who gets to eat it (them). I always lose.

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