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Day 116: Wrangling for Alpha

In the Wild West, a “wrangler” is a professional who keeps other unruly beings in line.

In fact, the word “wrangle” literally means to “wrestle” or “dispute.”

So essentially, a wrangler is the alpha in any flock.

A wrangler’s job isn’t ever easy, but it is rewarding (on account of how the alpha always gets first dibs on waffles and, well, everything else).

 Hi. I'm the flock wrangler. I hear you've been causing trouble.

Hi. I’m the flock wrangler. I hear you’ve been causing trouble.
You don't like waiting in line for waffles? Well, I can certainly understand that.
You don’t like waiting in line for waffles? Well, I can certainly understand that.
Unfortunately, there is only one being in this household who never has to wait in line.
Unfortunately, there is only one being in this household who never has to wait in line.
Care to guess who it is?
Want to guess who it is?
I'll tell you what. We can wrangle for it. The winner gets to be first in line for waffles.
I’ll tell you what. We can wrangle for it. The winner gets to go first in line.
Ready, set,......
Ready, set,……
GO.
GO.
So I have some bad news....
So I have some bad news…..

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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