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Day 166: New Recruits

Part of why it’s so great to be famous (with feathers) is that it is easy to find extra help when you need it….even at the last minute.

Say, for instance, you have scheduled an outdoor photo shoot.

You are looking very pretty, your large featherless photography assistant has managed to show up on time AND hold the small rectangular flashing thing right side-up, and all is going well, until….

You realize you have no one to handle security while you are busy posing!

This is a great time to reel in some new recruits (the more unsuspecting the better).

Oh, there you are, Mom - I'm almost done primping for my shoot.
Oh, there you are, Mom – I’m almost done primping for my shoot.
Just a few finishing touches....
Just a few finishing touches….
Wait a minute. Who is handling security? I can't handle security and pose too....we need a new recruit!
Wait a minute. Who is handling security? I can’t handle security and pose and look very pretty too….we need a new recruit!
AHA.
AHA.
Yup - and she rates a "10" on the "clueless" scale too - even better.
Yup – and she rates a “10” on the “unsuspecting” scale too – even better.
Look at her - she's already checking the perimeter without even going through training first.
Look at her – she’s already checking the perimeter without even going through training first.
I knew if I just waited long enough I'd find some good reason why you brought her home, Mom.....and here it is!
I knew if I just waited long enough I’d find some good reason why you brought her home, Mom…..and here it is!
So now we can get back to focusing on the important things - like prettiness and featheriness and cuteness....
So now we can get back to focusing on the important things – like prettiness and featheriness and cuteness….
Having dedicated security also makes it easier to finish up the shoot without having to stop every five minutes to chase away paparazzi.
Having dedicated security also makes it easier to finish up the shoot without having to stop every five minutes to chase away paparazzi.
What's that? My new security detail is pretty cute too? Meh...she's okay, but she could really use some feathers.
What’s that? My new security detail is pretty cute too? Meh…she’s okay, but she could really use some feathers.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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2 thoughts on “Day 166: New Recruits

  1. Pearl you reign supreme but you have to have cute security after all you are so Chic and fashionable that all that surrounds you must be that way too! Even though we all know everything is better with feathers.

    1. Exactly, Jeanne – we just have to pick the cutest security that is available (and if that day’s selection is between a large featherless assistant and a small shelled being, I know who I would pick!) 😉

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