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Day 195: Stowaway Gifts

Many celebrities become as famous for their preferences as for their talents.

For example, J.Lo. likes her surroundings to be white – ALL white.

Kanye West prefers his carpets ironed.

And Beyonce is so fond of roses she specifies the scent for the candles in her dressing room AND her daughter’s on-tour, on-site nursery.

In the same way, a certain famous celeb with feathers (who shall remain nameless but is petite, very manly, and grey and white) insists his food be kept entirely separate from any food intended for consumption by shelled beings.

No exceptions.

Mine. All mine. MINE, Mom. My VIP fan sent it all to me so it's MINE.
Mine. All mine. MINE, Mom. My VIP fan sent it all to me so it’s MINE.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I sense a strong disturbance in the Force.
I sense a strong disturbance in the Force.
Yes. Here it is. Here is the problem.
AHA. Yes. Here it is. Here is the problem.
This smaller container - the one labeled "turtle treats" - it should not be here.
This smaller container – the one labeled “turtle treats” – it should not be here.
Perhaps giving my large featherless assistant the "stink eye" will be enough to help her spot the problem.
Perhaps giving my large featherless assistant the “stink eye” will be enough to help her spot the problem.
Nope. "Subtle" isn't really her strong suit.
Nope. “Subtle” isn’t really her strong suit.
I'll just point right to it....
I’ll just point right to it….
Is that clear enough for you, Mom?
Hey Mom, wanna play a game? It’s called “What’s Wrong with This Picture?”

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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2 thoughts on “Day 195: Stowaway Gifts

  1. Hmm I didn’t spot the same problem. I really thought the problem was there was no turtle in the picture. Sorry Pearl your are #1 but a small appearance every once in awhile is ok.

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