Day 197: The Cookbook Model

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Many celebrities who retain the services of a personal assistant expect that assistant to prepare their meals.

But even when your personal assistant has shown inverse aptitude for this particular task, and even after you have specifically excluded (bolded AND highlighted) it from her employment contract, occasionally she may still attempt to cook.

This is to be treated like the Defcon 5 emergency that it is.

She must be redirected at all costs.

Uh oh. Hey Mom, watcha doin?"
Hey Mom, watcha doin?
"Cooking?" Oh. Um. Er. Well....
“Cooking?” Oh. Um. Er. Well….
You know, I couldn't help but notice how cute I am looking today!
You know, I couldn’t help but notice how cute I am looking today!
Do you think there is room on my calendar today for a modeling shoot?
Do you think there is room on my calendar today for a modeling shoot?
What do you mean, "You're not sure?!"
What do you mean, “You’re not sure?!”
A spot just opened up? Oh, that is great news!!
A spot just opened up? Oh, that is great news!!
Hey - I have a great idea! Let's use this pile of thin crispy paper as the "prop" for our shoot!
Hey – I have a great idea! Let’s use this pile of thin crispy paper as the “prop” for our shoot!
Well, yes, I did test-chew a few of the pages as part of its prop interview....
Well, yes, I did test-chew a few of the pages as part of its “prop interview”….and?
You'll go get the small rectangular flashing device? Great!
You’ll go get the small rectangular flashing device? Great!
I'll be right here waiting, just practicing looking very very CUTE.....!
I’ll be right here, standing right in this exact spot, practicing looking very very CUTE…..!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

2 thoughts on “Day 197: The Cookbook Model”

  1. Smart thinking Pearl. I think it’s safe to go back to Defcon1. We featherless assistants get distracted easily.

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