Day 198: The Green Army

As the Green Leaf Ranger (Fearless and Feathery Fighter for Good) you have to expect the occasional challenger to your title.

They are lured by the possibility of stepping into your shoes, taking over your reputation for fearlessness, and then using it for their own nefarious ends.

Obviously, this kind of insurrection cannot be tolerated….ever.

Well you are mighty sure of yourself, marching into my territory all greened up like this.
Well you seem mighty sure of yourself, marching into my territory all greened up like this.
Might I inquire as to the reason for your presence in such large numbers?
Might I inquire as to the reason for your sudden presence in such large numbers?
You have elected this green leafy being as your spokesgreenperson?
You have elected this green leafy being as your spokesgreenbeing?
CRUNCH. You might want to select an alternate spokesgreenbeing, just to be on the safe side.
CRUNCH. You might want to select an alternate spokesgreenbeing, just to be on the safe side.
So you are the alternate. What do you have to say on your group's behalf?
So you are the alternate. What do you have to say on your group’s behalf?
Stay back, Mom - I've got this!
Stay back, Mom – I’ve got this!
You know, I don't care for you or your spokesbeings, but I must compliment you on your crinkly ship!
You know, I don’t care for you or your spokesbeings, but I must compliment you on your crispy, crinkly vehicle!
No, really, Mom - I'm handling this. I'm just about to order them to vacate their crinkly vehicle.
No, really, Mom – I’m handling this. I’m just about to order them to vacate their crinkly vehicle.
Yes, CHOMP, that's right, CRUNCH, you may leave unharmed, NOM NOM NOM, if you vacate your CHOMP crinkly vehicle.
Yes CHOMP that’s right CRUNCH you may leave unharmed NOM NOM NOM if you vacate your CHOMP crinkly vehicle.
"Now" would be a great time to vacate, yes!
“Now” would be a great time to vacate, yes!
See, Mom? Nothing to fear. The Green Leaf Ranger always saves the day!
See, Mom? Nothing to fear. The Green Leaf Ranger always saves the day!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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