Day 209: The Laptop Bodyguard

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Occasionally it happens that more than one being in the same household becomes popular.

This can create an awkward situation if the two popular beings are not friends.

But when they happen to like each other very much, they can use this popularity to their mutual advantage.

Well you don't say! That does sound like a very boring document indeed - and she worked on it for hours?
Well you don’t say! That does sound like a very boring document indeed – and she worked on it for hours?
It's a good thing I came along when I did to redirect her attention!
It’s a good thing I came along when I did to redirect her attention!
Speaking of which.....
Speaking of which…..
You know, it occurs to me that what you need is a bodyguard.
You know, it occurs to me that what you need is a bodyguard.
Now listen (whispering) this is top secret but I'm really .007, super spy.
Now listen, (whispering) this is top secret, but I’m really .007, super spy.
Can I help guard you from the large featherless being? Are my feathers grey and white?
Can I help guard you from the large featherless being? Are my feathers grey and white?
Watch this.
Watch this. HISSSSSSSS…… (it’s my famous cobra impression – she flees every time).
But here's the catch. I only take payment for my celebrity bodyguard services in waffles....
But here’s the catch. I only take payment for my celebrity bodyguard services in waffles….

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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

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