Day 254: Romancing the Waffle

In today’s fast-paced flock life, the ancient art of “romancing” has been all but lost.

Everyone is always in such a hurry!

Yet, for the token few who still remember and adhere to the courtly ways of gentlemen past, the rewards can be rich indeed.

Not to mention tasty.

Oh! Be still my heart!

Oh! Be still my heart!

May I just introduce myself - my name is Pearl. I am famous and feathery.

May I just introduce myself – my name is Pearl. I may be both famous and feathery, but in your presence I am simply….

And I am smitten by your beauty and divine fragrance.

….a passing gentleman suddenly smitten by your beauty and divine fragrance.

Might I offer you just the tiniest "love bites" - as a sign of my enduring affection, of course.

Might I offer you just the tiniest “love bites” – as a sign of my enduring devotion, of course.

Boy, I sure am hungry all of a sudden!

Boy, I sure am hungry all of a sudden!

How about you? Could we perhaps consider this conversation over, well, lunch?

What about you? Could we perhaps consider this conversation over a leisurely and very romantic, well, lunch?

I promise to feature only the finest cuisine!

I promise to feature only the finest cuisine for you, my angel, my heart!

What did you say, my love? I was too busy chewing and didn't hear you....

What did you say, my eternal love? I was so busy chewing I didn’t hear you….

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

p.s. FREEBIE ALERT! Read the introduction & 3 full chapters from Pearl’s new book – absolutely FREE! ==> Click here to start reading now <==

 

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