Day 283: When You Want a Waffle

It is one thing to want a waffle.

In fact, lots of beings want waffles, every day and all the time.

But it is another thing entirely to keep the waffle after you have it.

You can’t defend waffle prey with the usual defense tactics, either.

The only way to keep the waffle you’ve got is to prove you’re the only one who has a sensitive enough gourmet palate to appreciate it properly.

Oh boy. Unguarded fresh waffle prey!
Oh boy. Unguarded fresh waffle prey!
I can't believe this waffle is just sitting here, totally unclaimed.
I can’t believe this waffle is just sitting here, totally unclaimed.
Yet my keen avian senses tell me we're not alone. Even now there are challengers moving in....
Yet my keen avian senses tell me we’re not alone. Even now there are challengers moving in….
Which is why I must act quickly to stake my claim.
Which is why I must act quickly to stake my claim.
I will do this by building a complete flavor profile of this waffle.
I will do this by building a complete flavor profile of this waffle.
I wil inhale deeply through each nostril in turn, allowing the subtlest of aromas to waft in, over and through me.
I wil inhale deeply through each nostril in turn, allowing the subtlest of aromas to waft in, over and through me.
By the time the challengers get here, the waffle will be totally mine.
By the time the challengers get here, the waffle will be totally and completely mine.
And while we're waiting to vanquish the challengers I'll just have a tiny snack to keep my strength up.....
And while we’re waiting to do our vanquishing I’ll just have a tiny snack to keep my strength up…..

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP

He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) to visit, browse and – of course – buy! 🙂

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