Day 285: Operation Preen

After you’ve just out-alpha’d a bigger (if not bolder) feathered being, it can be good to reinforce your alpha flock status publicly.

If you can do this with as much fanfare as possible (here, think fans, paparazzi, minions, assistants, total strangers) even better.

For alpha flock leaders who already happen to be famous and feathery, a modeling shoot that features “preening” can be just the thing.

Here I am surrounded by many members of my flock.
Here I am surrounded by all of my flock members who volunteered to serve as “props” for “Operation Preen.”
Yes, Mom, I'm ready to begin the "Alpha Preening  Modeling Shoot."
Well, no, Mom, I don’t think we need any more props right now.
Well let's just start with these and if we need more later we can add more.
Well let’s just start with these props and if we need more later we can add more.
Trust me, with as fluffy and feathery as I'm about to become, no alpha-wannabe will dare to do a flyby for quite awhile!
Trust me, by the time we’re done I’ll be so fluffy all those alpha-wannabes will be cowering in their feathers.
"Operation Preen" has commenced.
“Operation Preen” has commenced.
Boy, we've only just launched "Operation Preen" and I can already feel all the alpha aspirations draining away in my challengers.
Boy, we’ve only just launched “Operation Preen” and I can already feel my challengers cowering.
Now I'll bring it home with some serious fluffy belly feather preening.
Now I’ll bring it home with some serious fluffy belly feather preening.
What's that, Mom? The props are starting to faint from all the raw surges of power from my preening? Well okay then, we can take a break.
What’s that, Mom? The props are starting to faint and you feel dizzy? It must be all the raw power from my alpha preening. I know what can help with that, though – a waffle break!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP

He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) to visit, browse and – of course – buy! 🙂

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