Day 345: Home Makeover

When you are born with feathers, it doesn’t take you long to realize not all the beings you will meet are as cute and feathery as you are.

Since science has not yet found a cure for those who can’t grow their own feathers, when approached for interviews it is best to offer style advice that is more, er, universal in nature.

For truly needy cases, you may even decide to offer a free home makeover!

Hi there! What's that? You're here hoping for a total "home makeover?" Well I can see why....er....let's see what I can do to help.
Hi there! What’s that? You’re here hoping for a total “home makeover?” Well I can see why….er….let’s see what I can do to help.
Yup, Mom - this here is "Water Bottle" and he says he needs a home makeover. I'm just about to get started so I might be awhile.
Yup, Mom – this here is “Water Bottle” and he says he needs a home makeover. I’m just about to get started so I might be awhile.
We'll just start with a trim and see where that takes us.
We’ll just start with a trim and see where that takes us.
It itches? I'll bet it does - I mean, it won't last long....I'm just removing the parts that don't contribute to your, um, beauty.
It itches? I’ll bet it does – I mean, it won’t last long….I’m just removing the parts that don’t contribute to your unique, um, beauty.
Just a little (lot) more off this side....
Just a little (lot) more off this side….
Now we're making some progress....this blue thing just really doesn't do you any style favors.
Now we’re making some progress….this blue thing just really doesn’t do you any style favors.
Almost there....
Almost there….
Sorry, dude - it is time for my contractually-required snack break. And a quick escape, if I play my cards right....
Sorry, dude – it is time for my contractually-required snack break (and a quick escape, if I play my cards right….).

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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