Day 356: Gannet Goes to School

When other feathered beings try to move in on your posh turf (or – even worse – are invited in by your so-called high level security services!) the first thing to do is send them to school.

This is a very special school – the Pearl School of Proper Pecking Order.

Good - you're right on time. Very prompt - I like that.
Well hello, Gannet – and I see you’re right on time. Very prompt – I like that.
Speaking of promptness - MOM! Yup - over here, Mom. Yes - you're late for class....again.
Speaking of promptness – MOM! Yup – over here, Mom. Yes – you’re late for class….again.
Well bring the small shelled being, then....she could benefit from a refresher in what I'm about to teach too.
Well bring the small shelled being, then….she could benefit from a “pecking order” refresher too.
And the visual aid is all set up to go - good.
And the visual aid is all set up to go – excellent.
Ok, class - now, based solely on what you see in front of you, who would you guess is in the "top spot" in our household pecking order?
Ok, class – now, based solely on what you see in front of you, who would you guess is in the “top spot” in our household pecking order?
Someone besides Mom, please (she never gets this question right).
Someone besides Mom, please (she never gets this question right).
That's right, Gannet - I am! Bravo - clearly you are a very attentive learner!
That’s right, Gannet – I am! Bravo – clearly you are a very attentive learner!
Class dismissed - but be sure to work on your homework, which is to fully memorize today's lesson....
Okay, class dismissed – but be sure to do your homework of memorizing today’s lesson and reciting it frequently to yourself!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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p.s. Pearl is very excited about his new online SHOP

He invites all of his VIP fans (yes, that means YOU) to visit, browse and – of course – buy! 🙂

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