.007 in “Mashed Potato Reconnaissance”

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When you are .007, pint-sized super spy, you have a natural advantage in even the most covert of situations.

This, of course, is because you carry your arsenal of defensive weapons with you at all times.

For instance, with just a quick fluff of your grey and white feathers, you can instantly diffuse suspicion and send the enemy into paroxysms of “cuteness-induced” temporary amnesia….while you escape with all the intel.

Later, all they will be able to remember is “Cuteness! I saw such feathery cuteness!”

Let’s say, for instance, someone reports that a silver round vessel has just landed in your territory, and it contains a large amount of white beings of unknown origin.

Well at least my large featherless super spy liaison got the description accurate this time - now I just need to find the source.
Well at least my large featherless super spy liaison got the description accurate this time – now I just need to find the vessel and send the white beings packing.
Aha! Here it is! There sure is a lot of it, too!
Aha! The round silver vessel – and just as described, there are many legions of unknown white beings lurking inside.
I will just take a sample for analysis - for security's sake, I'll hold it in my lethal curved beak.
I will just take a sample of this (strangely docile) species for analysis. I’ll hold it in my lethal curved beak so the enemy won’t be tempted to try and re-aquire it.
This sample seems strangely fortifying - I'll just gather a bit more so as to have an ample amount for ingestion, er, analysis....
This sample specimen tastes oddly familiar and fortifying – I’ll just gather a bit more so as to have an ample amount for ingestion, er, analysis….

With love (& plenty of feathers),

Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. Freelance writer and author. www.animallovelanguages.com

4 thoughts on “.007 in “Mashed Potato Reconnaissance””

  1. Yes, very good recon for sure. My Charlie did the same thing this morning. There was toast, raspberries and egg on this plate and he managed to recognize and approve all of them.

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  2. Pearl. that killer scrutinizing look and the extremely cute stance of your feet is enough to send the beings running or very much distracted by your charm.

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    1. You read the scene like a natural, Brigitte Alana!

      Message courtesy of Shannon. Typos courtesy of Pearl and Malti.

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