The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s inaugural question is “seeded” from the curious in-house staff here at Casa Feathers n Beak:
I have noticed you seem to really enjoy green things – in particular houseplants. Why are houseplants so especially delicious?
Houseplant Preservation Project
Dear Houseplant Preservation Project,
First of all, houseplants are very nutritious. The way you can tell is because they are green.
Also, there are already a lot of them here at Casa Feathers n Beak and someone has to keep the population under control.
Plus it’s fun to watch my large featherless assistant do her “shriek-and-flap” imitation when she sees me snacking on one – sometimes I think she might actually achieve lift-off!
Words can only do so much – I recommend you take a nibble yourself and see what I’m talking about.
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org