The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from a VIP fan:
Please clarify – do you always wake up looking so dapper. I have not seen you at any time NOT looking just absolutely cute. Even when you have just had a bath.
I have thoroughly surveyed all of my morning photos, and yes, I am happy to confirm you are correct – I always wake up looking quite dapper. And also very cute.
Because feathers look equally fine when damp or dry, baths sometimes even enhance “dapper-ness” (in case you are interested in trying out the look for yourself).
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org