The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: firstname.lastname@example.org
This week’s question comes from a ladybird:
I am single and you are single, but I live very far from you. How can we meet and make an egg together?
Single ladybird seeks nest mate
Dear Single Ladybird,
I’m sure it’s not that far.
Just ask your large featherless assistant to bring you to “Casa Feathers n Beak.”
When you get here, I have several spacious and comfy nests that are well-guarded and secure so you can just pick your favorite.
Ready to make an egg when you are….
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: email@example.com (all questions are answered in the order they are received)