Pearl Answers Your Questions: Paparazzi

The large featherless being here….

One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.

Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!

Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!

To submit your questions:

This week’s question comes from a member of the paparazzi:

Dear Pearl,

You complain a lot about the paparazzi but yet you always stop and pose for us when you see us. Isn’t that sending the wrong message?


An accredited member of the paparazzi


Dear Accredited,

I can’t help it if my cuteness sells more of whatever it is you are selling.

You say I “stop and pose” – but maybe I just always look that cute (which is probably why you keep snapping pics of me).

What can I say – when you’ve got it, you’ve got it.

With love (& feathers),


….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary

Pearl. Not posing while looking very cute.
Pearl. Freshly showered. Not posing for the paparazzi while looking very cute.

p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: (all questions are answered in the order they are received)


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