Pearl Answers Your Questions: Who is the Fairest?

The large featherless being here….

One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.

Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!

Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!

To submit your questions:

This week’s question comes from a VIP fan, Paul Brazinskas:


Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all – you or Shannon?

Sincerely, Paul


Dear Paul,

I encourage you to take a look at a few of my many fetching and feathery photos. I think the answer will become very clear once you do this.

(Hint: the one with the feathers is always the fairest flock member).

With love (& feathers),


….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary

Pearl. Posing for another very feathery and fetching photo – for reference, of course.

p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: (all questions are answered in the order they are received)


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