Pearls of Wisdom: Brunch

If there is one thing this world always needs more of, it is wisdom.

Luckily, Pearl’s got plenty of it and he’s always happy to share!

This week, Pearl offers his Pearls of Wisdom on a topic near and dear to his heart:

 

“Brunch”

When you cohabitate with an interspecies flock, sometimes you may encounter rituals that don’t always make sense. For example, when morning victuals are served, featherless beings like to do something called “taking turns” to fill their plates with some of each item before digging in. This may result in someone else taking the delicacy you want before it is your turn. Here, the best way to deal with this is to puff up all your feathers – making sure you look especially cute – and then simply jump onto the item you have your eye on and chomp down. 

-Pearl

BagelwithGrandma
Here, Pearl demonstrates how to deal with unnecessary dining delays through “cuteness.”

With love (& lots of feathers),

Shannon & Pearl

AugMovingSale_BookAdP.S. You still have time to score a beak-o-graphed copy of “Love & Feathers” for $9 off the sticker price with Pearl’s Big Book Moving Sale!

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