Pearl Answers Your Questions: Meeting Chicks

The large featherless being here….

One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.

Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!

Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!

To submit your questions:

This week’s question comes from a single manbird.

Hi Pearl,

I’ve noticed the ladybirds really seem to fancy you. I’ve been trying to attract a ladybird to my nest without success. Can you help me out?

a single & seeking manly manbird


Dear Single & Seeking,

When you are trying to attract a ladybird, you have to show her the “whole package.” Not only must you look your manliest, feathery-est best, but you must show her you have what it takes to provide her with the poshest, comfiest nest and the most vigilant nest-side security.

Once you do this, you too will have ladybirds flocking to you.

With love (& feathers),


….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary

Pearl, showing off the "whole package" of manly manbird + posh and comfy nest.
Pearl, showing off the “whole package” of manly manbird + posh and comfy nest + vigilant nest-side security.

p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: (all questions are answered in the order they are received)


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