Pearl Cutts in “The Case of the Disappearing Breakfast Pizza”

Sometimes there is a “disappearance” case that is so complex, so puzzling, so impossible to sort out, that local law enforcement is simply stumped.

When this occurs, the best thing to do is to call in the pros.

For example, let’s say the missing individual has a known past as a “black ops” operative.

In this case, the smart thing to do would be to bring in another operative to sleuth him out of hiding.

Without further ado, Love & Feathers is proud to present notable writer, director, producer and actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

 

“The Case of the Disappearing Breakfast Pizza”

(As the audience enters, they see a round white dish sitting alone on the stark white countertop. On it rests a single slice of the Small Chef’s fresh gourmet breakfast pizza. But something is odd about this pizza slice – there is a small but noticeable chunk missing on one side. Then suddenly, a hand appears and drops a small matching chunk onto the plate. The sound of light footsteps heralds the approach of the famous and feathery star himself!)

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For me, Grandma? Well don’t mind if I do….!

So I hear you were waiting next to the pizza stone when Grandma came into the kitchen just now. Turning yourself in?

So I hear you were waiting next to the pizza stone when Grandma came into the kitchen just now.

You wanted to be taste-tested by the famous sous chef, Pearl Cutts?

You wanted to be taste-tested by the famous sous chef, Pearl Cutts? Well, that is a worthy reason for turning yourself in, if I do say so myself.

Well, now that the case is solved we can get down to it - it's not polite to keep the Small Chef waiting for our rating....

Well, now that the case is solved we can get down to it – it’s not polite to keep the Small Chef waiting for our rating….

(After several seconds of crunching and flinging, crunching and flinging, the star raises his shiny beak and pronounces the dish as a solid 5-stars. The whole crowd erupts into cheering!)

With love (& lots of feathers),

Shannon & Pearl

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BIG BOOK SALE HAPPENING NOW! December is a special “double birthday” month here at Casa Feathers n Beak! To celebrate Pearl’s & his mommy’s birthdays, we are giving you a BIG book discount – just click HERE!

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