The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from two ladybirds, Mithril and Arwen.
You sure have mastered your nesting skills. And you sure are a very manly manbird!
We are just wondering how to apply to become the Ladybird of the Casa?
Mithril and Arwen
Dear Mithril and Arwen,
It is great to receive your message. Of course as you might imagine, there is quite a long line for that particular position (but rest assured that each application is reviewed in the order it is received).
You both sound quite fetching and feathery and I can’t wait to interview you!
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
Do you have a question for Pearl? You can submit your questions* by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order Pearl receives them).