Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Shine On”

As pint-sized super spy .007, it is critical to maintain a low profile.

No matter how cute you are or how feathery and fetching you are, you must make every effort to appear totally unremarkable – almost like you are not there at all.

Not all super spies have a knack for this. Some just seem destined to stick out. Luckily, masters of camouflage like .007 find this often works to their advantage.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Shine On”

Even through the closed doors of the auditorium, the waiting ticket holders can detect a distinct glow coming from the stage area.

Sort of like rays of the sun, but….sunnier. They can hardly wait for the doors to open so they can crowd inside to solve the mystery of what is causing it.

By the time the doors open, the star can already be seen to be bending over the being causing the strange glow.

But the audience is so curious about the glow they forget to faint….most of them, anyway.

Well, well, well. .009. I see you are up to your old tricks again. And still averaging an “F-minus” when it comes to “camouflage skills,” too. An agent on their first day at work could spot you a mile away.
What do you mean, “You’re not you?” You’re not attempting to speak in code, are you? That was never your strong suit either.
But no worries. I know just how to get you to ‘fess up and spill everything you know.
Have I ever told you how much I love shiny things? I just love them. I love them so much. It’s the shine….it’s just….irresistible.
What’s that? You’ll tell me everything? Oh good. Perfect. Hold that thought – we’ll get your statement right after my contractually stipulated snack break….and speaking of snacks, what are these crispy brown items you’ve brought with you?

Not waiting for .009 to reply, the star proceeds to investigate the brown crispy things one right after another.

By the time the contractually stipulated snack break concludes, the brown things are crumbs of their former selves….

The. End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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