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Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “The Egg McWaffle”

Being .007, pint-sized super spy looks so glamorous from the outside in. But from the inside out, there is a lot of hard work that goes into being the world’s most famous stealth operative.

Of course, the more accomplished you get, the more difficult the top secret cases often become. And the toughest cases of all are reserved for you, because you are the best!

Some of the most difficult cases in a super spy’s career often involve other operatives.

Speaking of which, Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian top secret case….er….play:

“The Egg McWaffle”

The unmistakable sound of frying greets the audience as they assemble en masse in the lobby.

With all the popping and bubbling and toasting sounds that are getting louder and louder, the ushers don’t at first notice that the ticket holders have arrived. 

So when the doors finally do swing open, the horde rushes inside at once. This, unfortunately, is precisely timed with the star’s entrance from stage left, which results in a large fainting pile-up that the ushers then have to sort out.

Needless to say, the play doesn’t start right on time.

Hello. You smell deliciously familiar. But you don’t look familiar. Identify yourself at once.
You are an “Egg McWaffle?” As if. I know all the waffles around here, and there is no one called “Egg McWaffle.”
Yes, that’s good, “Mom,” shine the spotlight on him so I can confirm he’s lying.

The mysterious large featherless being known only as “Mom” leans in closer and points the small rectangular flashing device she is holding right at the feathery star and the alleged “Egg McWaffle.”

Okay, well look. I already know you are an operative. I can tell by the bad disguise and the amateurish sleuthing work.
But luckily for you I am feeling hungry…I mean generous….today. So I’ll cut you a deal. You can be my breakfast and the egg can go free. Agreed? Good!

At this, the sound of vigorous chomping drowns out any final deal negotiations. The being known as “Mom” comes to escort the egg off the premises.

Case closed.

The. End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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