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Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Many Moons Away”

As the search for extra-terrestrial life really heats up, top secret agents from every corner of the globe are being called up to investigate strange local sightings.

Cases like these take nerves of steel and ironclad confidentiality, which is why only the most covert agents are involved.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Many Moons Away”

Because of health and security concerns, the usual live drama is conducted off site.

For this reason, a live satellite feed projected on a massive white screen is what greets the ticket holders when they enter the theater.

At first primed to protest, fans quickly settle down when they realize they will see their favorite feathery actor as usual – just on screen instead of in person.

Uh huh. So you are the beings I was called in to investigate, eh?
Roger that, “Mom” – yes, they seem quite docile. Yes, I pre-sharpened my beak just in case.
You say you are from “many moons away?” Can you be more specific?
No, counting up the exact number of moons away isn’t what I meant.
Let’s tackle an easier question first. You look crispy. I must test you for crispy-ness.
Yes, of course this is standard protocol. How crispy do you have to be to pass? Well, I’ll let you know here in a minute….

Just then, the being known only as “Mom” hurries onstage, pulling the curtain closed behind her.

From the other side of the curtain, fans hear a muffled dialogue followed by an irritated shriek….and then, the solitary sound of contented crunching.

The End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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