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Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Presidential Style”

Powerful beings can be difficult to counsel. For starters, they tend to think their own answers are the best answers.

Also, they are often too busy talking to listen to those around them.

For this reason, if you want to share new vital style information with someone powerful – say, the president of a big important piece of land – your best bet is to send in a very stylish celebrity.

(If the celebrity happens to have top secret clearance and feathers, even better.)

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Presidential Style”

The moment ticket holders arrive at the theater, they realize there are big doings going on.

For starters, a large number of stiff, scowling (and totally non-stylish) large featherless beings in drab outfits appear to be guarding the entrances and exits.

Also, they are given assigned seating…which makes for an unusually orderly progression into the theater!

Hello Mr. President. Yes, I am exactly who you think I am. Yes of course I would be happy to beak-o-graph your hair.
Please tell my security detail to step back so Mr. President and I can talk “off the record” about a private style….er, secret….matter.
Well now look, Mr. President Sir, have you tried growing any feathers of your own? And that didn’t work? Hmmm. Okay, let me assess the situation up close.
Affirmative. It is just as I suspected. You have no crest. Crests are very fashionable these days, you know. Well, the most stylish ones are grey and white, but we can make yellow and white work too.
Yes, of course I can help you get a crest going so you will be stylish like me. And of course we’ll keep it just between us….

The star motions to a being standing off to the side in the shadows. As that being hurries closer, the attendees see it is the mysterious entity known only as “Mom.”

After a hurried consultation, “Mom” hurries offstage again, clearly intent on some top secret errand.

The End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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