Some famous stars are very big and burly. When they are out and about, it is often hard to tell the burly star and their equally burly bodyguard apart.
But other famous stars are much more petite – pint-sized, even. For these stars, choosing an appropriate burly bodyguard can send paparazzi packing quicker than you can say “.007.”
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
When fans arrive at the theater, they notice an unusual assortment of big, burly beings. In fact, they seem to be in some sort of line that stretches all the way around the building and towards the back doors.
These beings all look quite fierce, each in their own way. But since they aren’t trying to compete with the “regulars” to be first in line, the fans don’t pay them much mind once the doors open and the usual jockeying for position commences.
As “Mom” comes out onstage to help the applicant complete the official bodyguard paperwork, his new VIP charge poses for several fetching and feathery shots, which are set off to perfection against his new bodyguard’s rose-colored background.
Shannon & Pearl