Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Bird Bag”

“Black ops” agents can come up with some very devious disguises. This can be especially true when the agent is highly trained….and has feathers.

It is all too easy for a feathered agent to throw up a smokescreen of “cuteness” and hoodwink all the non-feathered agents, who are far too busy “oohing” and “aahing” to notice there has been a security breach.

For this reason, it is now standard protocol to ensure the agent sent to investigate the work of another feathered agent also has feathers!

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Bird Bag”

The moment the title and theme of the new play is unveiled, a certain famous and feathery actor’s devoted fans begin queuing up….all around the block. When that block is full, they start lining up on the next block over.

When local law enforcement is called in to disperse the gathering crowd, they are instantly dismissed by a mysterious large featherless being with top secret clearance who is known only by the name of “Mom.” 

Needless to say, none of the fans were planning to disperse anyway.

Well, you look highly suspicious. It’s obvious why they called in the best. “Bird Bag” indeed. I know a fellow “black ops” agent with feathers when I meet one!
By the way, your paltry excuse for feathers doesn’t fool me. If being cute and feathery was that easy, everyone could do it!
So now I’m going to ask you a few questions. Start with your name, rank and serial number.
Well of course you have a serial number. It should be on a silver band around one of your ankles. Or I can just nip it off for you…..
Oh hello “Mom.” No everything is fine here. Yes, of course I want to take my contractually stipulated snack break. And afterwards I can have some crispy brown paper for an aperitif…..

Giving the suspect one final fierce glare, .007 hops onto “Mom’s” outstretched finger and the pair heads offstage in the direction of a certain unmistakable “waffle-flavored” aroma….

The End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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