“Black ops” agents can come up with some very devious disguises. This can be especially true when the agent is highly trained….and has feathers.
It is all too easy for a feathered agent to throw up a smokescreen of “cuteness” and hoodwink all the non-feathered agents, who are far too busy “oohing” and “aahing” to notice there has been a security breach.
For this reason, it is now standard protocol to ensure the agent sent to investigate the work of another feathered agent also has feathers!
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
The moment the title and theme of the new play is unveiled, a certain famous and feathery actor’s devoted fans begin queuing up….all around the block. When that block is full, they start lining up on the next block over.
When local law enforcement is called in to disperse the gathering crowd, they are instantly dismissed by a mysterious large featherless being with top secret clearance who is known only by the name of “Mom.”
Needless to say, none of the fans were planning to disperse anyway.
Giving the suspect one final fierce glare, .007 hops onto “Mom’s” outstretched finger and the pair heads offstage in the direction of a certain unmistakable “waffle-flavored” aroma….
Shannon & Pearl