Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Nest Ops”

When you are (allegedly) .007, pint-sized super spy, your life is all about multi-tasking.

Say, for example, you have set yourself a goal to keep your “black ops” skills sharper than any other operative. And you have also set yourself a goal to feather your nest so if a lovely single ladybird should happen along, you will be ready!

There is no reason why you can’t work on both of these worthy goals at once!

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Nest Ops”

It goes without saying that the famous and feathery actor’s besotted fans are keen to know all the details about his oh-so-private behind-the-scenes daily life.

But the star is notoriously (um) cagey about how he spends his time when out of the spotlight. 

So when the fans hear about the subject of his latest one-act play, suffice it to say they are beside themselves (some of them quite literally, as they proceed to faint dead away from excitement before the theater doors even open) to secure their tickets and get the inside scoop!

At that moment, all of the fans (who are still conscious) utter a single heartfelt “awwwww!” Then they rise as one to their feet and offer their feathery and fetching hero a standing ovation!

The End.

Shannon & Pearl