Day 73: A Berry Bad Disguise

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Being a top notch “black ops” agent with feathers definitely has its up days.

On these days, you out-stealth the stealthiest opponents, bring down the bad guys, win (waffle-shaped) medals, make the world a better, safer place.

Unfortunately, black ops work isn’t all glamour and glory. Even .007 has days when the criminals are slow and stupid and, even worse, creatively uninspiring.

Seriously, “Mom?” Couldn’t they have called a trainee to bust these boys? First of all, the red disguises they are wearing don’t even match each other, let alone the red of their getaway vehicle.
What do you mean, “an excellent disguise?” My large featherless assistant is stealthier than you boys. Now let’s start with your name, rank and serial number. And, “Mom,” my waffle break had better be extra-tasty today to make up for this assignment.
Pearl, Malti, Bruce & Shannon

2 comments

  1. I remember in the early days of being a bird owned human I had given my guys something red to eat. When I got home from work I was in an instant panic at seeing red poop all over the cage. I was sure Merlin had intenal bleeding. Rushed him to the vet as an emergency, only to be told it was from his food/. I think my vet is still laughing about that one.

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