While there are undeniable advantages to be had by choosing life in an interspecies flock, there are also notable drawbacks.
For starters, the paparazzi.
They just never leave you alone.
As a box turtle, wherever you go, whatever you are doing, whether you are swimming in your watering hole, snoozing under your fern, noshing on a wriggly bit of lunch, even hibernating under your hay, wherever you are, there they are, and always filming, filming, filming.
After some time (and before your patience gives out entirely), there is only one thing for it: you need to take control of the small rectangular glowing thing.
Like so.
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