As everyone knows, we all just come out like we come out.
The fact that some of us come out cuter than others isn’t a big deal…until it is.
Let’s say you are a (really) cute 3-toed box turtle. You are just going about your business, swimming, exploring, napping, basking, aware of your cuteness but taking it all in stride.
Then you wake up from a particularly restful nap and you can feel a big yawn coming on. You know what is going to happen, but you can’t help it – when you’ve gotta yawn, you’ve gotta yawn.
And then sure enough, there she is – your large shell-less assistant – ready with the small rectangular device they give all the paparazzi to capture your every cute move.
SIGH.
