Day 241: Shredding Services

Hiring a large featherless being can have its perks, for sure. However, there are some tasks only the ones with the feathers can handle. Take “shredding,” for instance. When you come naturally equipped with a set of razor sharp claws and a powerful curved beak, it is clear Mother Nature intended you to handle this jobContinueContinue reading “Day 241: Shredding Services”

Day 238: Who is the Prettiest?

In our “Fun Games to Play – for Parrots and Parronts” series, we’ve been exploring activities especially created for interspecies play. This game is called “Who is the Prettiest?” Game setup is simple: just gather two participants, a mirror, and one of those small rectangular flashing things (if desired). A judge is not required, since theContinueContinue reading “Day 238: Who is the Prettiest?”

Day 237: Stalking Curry

“Curry” makes for particularly wiley prey. For starters, it can be spicy in self-defense. Also, curry is often not green, which can make it difficult to spot. And the tastiest bits – the white, round, soft particles – are embedded in a bunch of other things that are (to put it mildly) less tasty. A predator canContinueContinue reading “Day 237: Stalking Curry”

Day 236: Indian Instincts

Everyone knows American Indians are both excellent trackers and also quite fond of accessorizing with feathers. So it just makes sense to assume that beings who come with feathers already pre-installed would have even better tracking instincts than these featherless fashion pretenders. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Day 235: Parsley!

When you have feathers and happen upon an unknown (but delicious-looking) delicacy, there are two ways to proceed. First, you could camouflage yourself to spend a long time studying the delicacy, with the goal of learning its habits and determining the best way to strike (this, obviously, is not the preferred method if you are veryContinueContinue reading “Day 235: Parsley!”

Day 234: Panini!

When dinosaurs roamed the earth, some of the largest were also the gentlest. They ate vegetables. They were shy and docile. They made for very good eating. This is why, when you are petite with feathers, you never worry about the size of the predator relative to the size of the prey. You know that theContinueContinue reading “Day 234: Panini!”

Day 233: Poaching Prey

By definition, a “poach” is a style of hunting that nabs prey meant for others, reallocating it to yourself. Sometimes the prey might be held in reserve (to eat later) and sometimes another predator might be ingesting it mid-poach (this last being the more challenging type of poaching that only the most skilled poachers canContinueContinue reading “Day 233: Poaching Prey”

Day 232: “Honey Do” Skills

Even when you are the most attractive of male birds, you know it often takes more than just exceptional cuteness, effortless charm, and owning your own posh casa to attract a ladybird. If you really want to win her heart, you must show her you have mastered the “Honey Do” list. Once the ladybirds see yourContinueContinue reading “Day 232: “Honey Do” Skills”