Day 57: Self-Serve

If you happen to live in a household where your large featherless sidekick displays dubious cooking skills, sometimes it is best to take a “self-serve” approach. “Self-serve” is an easy technique to learn. It only has two steps – one, identify the item you wish to ingest, and two, leap on it and dig in.ContinueContinue reading “Day 57: Self-Serve”

Seeing (Very Pretty) Double

Recently a certain photogenic and feathery someone held an impromptu photo shoot. The photo shoot was announced when the model began posing. And posing. And posing. This (of course) required the cameraperson to mobilize and grab her iPhone camera quite quickly to capture the full effect. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

Day 56: Claiming Ownership

When you share a household with other individuals, sometimes it becomes necessary to label your possessions so everyone knows they are yours. There are various methods of claiming ownership – all equally effective in their own way. For instance, you can poop on the item. Even if others try to clean off the poop andContinueContinue reading “Day 56: Claiming Ownership”

Day 55: Belly Kisses

Some beings just have bellies made for kissing….particularly if they happen to come pre-equipped with very fluffy, soft and downy feathers. While there may be other soft, fluffy, feathery beings in this world who might not appreciate having their bellies kissed every. five. minutes, luckily for parrots this activity falls under the general heading ofContinueContinue reading “Day 55: Belly Kisses”

Day 54: Foraging

Living in a household where available food sources are hotly contested (i.e., inexplicably, your large featherless housemate occasionally seems to want to share the dishes she prepares for you) developing strong foraging skills is key to survival. For this reason, the most important tool an experienced forager can ever add to his toolkit is extra-quickContinueContinue reading “Day 54: Foraging”

Day 52: Grout

Grout is delicious. So is dust. Caulking. And anything crunchy that the large featherless being has never seen before. For instance, let’s say you are sitting in the shower on your favorite perch. Suddenly you notice some tasty wet dust. When you bend your neck to reach it, you spy scrumptious caulking….and of course groutContinueContinue reading “Day 52: Grout”

Wet Bird Couture: The Wings

Sometimes the edgiest and most eye-catching fashions combine classic with modern styles. Take the “wings” haircut, for instance. The name alone makes it an instant classic – not to mention that timeless celebs like Jane Fonda just can’t get enough of this look. Of course, the secret to truly fashion-forward hairstyles is to take whatContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Wings”

Day 51: Supervision

As any employed adult (and parrot parent) knows, constructive criticism is just a fact of daily life. So is supervision. You might not want it, think you need it, or have any plans to attend to it, but you are getting it nonetheless. This is why the most effective supervisors tend to come in small,ContinueContinue reading “Day 51: Supervision”

Divorce Among the Gulls

Any book with the word “gulls” in the title is fine by me. This is because I just happen to adore seagulls with a passion that mystifies even me. I love their begging, their insistence on ample personal space, their sometimes solitary nature, their forwardness, their resourcefulness and resilience. I love how they tolerate humanContinueContinue reading “Divorce Among the Gulls”