Category Archives: Pearl

Big or small, short or tall, young or old, rich or poor, feathered or featherless, there is so much happiness to be found in this world. And since Monday is the most stressful day of the week for many featherless beings (on account of something called “work”), Pearl figures it is also the perfect dayContinueContinue reading “Pearl’s “Happiness Is….” (win a FREE BOOK!)”

Some parts of being the Head of Security for Casa Feathers n Beak are easy. Some are less easy. For instance, it is easy to monitor each and every feather – they are all either grey and white (the best and most attractive colors) and they all always look good (on account of the expertContinueContinue reading “Closet Security”

The large featherless being here…. Yahoo!! It is finally that day we’ve both been waiting for – the day one of us gets loaded down with presents and treats….and the other one is permitted to admire each gift and then carry them all home! I’ll give you one guess who gets to do which. 😉 While weContinueContinue reading “It’s Double Birthday Day!”

If there is one thing that can make even the most virile and manly of manbirds look manlier, it is a big perch. So when a VIP fan sends you a sturdy “manbird-sized” perch, there is only one thing to do – take a photoshoot of yourself posing on it! This way the ladybirds canContinueContinue reading “The Big Perch”

The desert or “greater” roadrunner is a (er) wily avian for certain. Rarely photographed without a delicious prey in-beak, the roadrunner can run faster than any large featherless being (up to 20 mph!) and bring down poisonous rattlesnakes and tarantulas. Roadrunners don’t beep (despite what Disney may have been told) and actually coo like a doveContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture Presents: The Roadrunner”

“When you love somebody,” Sting sings, “….set them free.” As if. When you REALLY love somebody, you feed them the tender fresh-baked scone you were planning to consume yourself. Like so. With love (& lots of feathers), Shannon & Pearl

All young beings have to learn about foraging safety. Some have parents or flock mates who teach them, while others must go it alone. The general rule remains the same, however – the tastier the delicacy, the more dangerous it tends to be to bring it down (on account of other hungry poachers as wellContinueContinue reading “Left, Right, Waffle”

Big or small, short or tall, young or old, rich or poor, feathered or featherless, there is so much happiness to be found in this world. And since Monday is the most stressful day of the week for many featherless beings (on account of something called “work”), Pearl figures it is also the perfect dayContinueContinue reading “Pearl’s “Happiness Is….” (win a FREE BOOK!)”

As far as selecting a large featherless personal assistant, the general principle is “the more attentive, the better.” But this is not always the case when it comes to dining. For example, let’s say your particular large featherless assistant tends to assume you are hungry whenever she is. She also likes to see you finishContinueContinue reading “Signaling Fullness”

While it can be great to dig into a starring role in a big budget Hollywood thriller, the best actors often like to challenge themselves to bring their acting A-game under sparser circumstances. In fact, a truly gifted actor can create a whole theatrical piece with little more than themselves and a stage prop or two. OnContinueContinue reading “It’s in the Bag”