No one thinks of tortoises as being “tall.”
Nope. If you are born wearing a shell on your back, everything thinks you are short and slow and all they see is a rock on legs.
At first.
If you have a shell and you want to really give your large shell-less assistant a shock, there is a neat trick you can try.
Just stand up on your back legs!

One “standup girl” (and one alarmed large shell-less assistant) coming right up!
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