It takes a lot of work to train a large featherless waitress.
First of all, they are extremely susceptible to “cuteness stunning.” One glance out of your adorable round black cockatiel eyes and….WHOMP.
As they say, there she goes again.
But with (extreme) patience and (much) perseverance, it can be done.
The hours are long. The rigor is undeniable. But when all that hard work finally pays off, the rewards are….handfed delicacies.
Like your personal Small Chef’s homemade from scratch best of the best english muffins straight out of your new recipe book.
