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The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from a VIP fan:
Besides waffles, what are your favorite foods?
This is a great question! After all – the tastier your victuals, the prettier you will look!
My favorite foods besides waffles include pizza crust, toast, mashed potatoes, millet, hard-boiled egg (whites only), green leafy things (the ones in the pots in my mommy’s office are especially delicious), crispy cereal, soggy cereal, white rice, spaghetti noodles, crepes, anything with a high “flingability radius” and of course anything someone else is trying to hoard all to themselves (this clearly means it is very tasty indeed).
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order they are received)