Day 326: A Dining Regular (with feathers)

There are many advantages to frequenting the same restaurant again and again. For starters, you know they will always have “that thing you like.” Also, the chef can get to know your dining preferences and whip up special dishes just for you. Plus, the customer service is typically excellent when you are a dining “regular.” Author:ContinueContinue reading “Day 326: A Dining Regular (with feathers)”

Day 325: The Great Millet Hunt

As recently as this last century, featherless hunters roamed the plains in search of tasty victuals. They carried spears…..and later, shotguns. This, of course, is because they did not have any other means of bringing down prey. Without keen eyesight, powerful wings, or sharp talons of their own, the best they could do was to carryContinueContinue reading “Day 325: The Great Millet Hunt”

Day 323: Consoling the Small Chef

When you have feathers, the ways and habits of the featherless beings may seem odd at first, but in time they grow on you. Especially endearing are the ones who dote on all things feathery. Luckily, these special featherless beings are easy to recognize. They are the ones who live to prepare your meals, protectContinueContinue reading “Day 323: Consoling the Small Chef”

Day 322: A Beacon of Cuteness

All over certain parts of the world, there are landbound structures called “lighthouses.” These structures emit periodic bright beams of light that contain messages. Typically, these messages are meant to alert other, still-floating structures (which, oddly, come equipped with a set of wings even though they never seem to use them) about hidden dangers like rocks or roughContinueContinue reading “Day 322: A Beacon of Cuteness”

Day 321: A Very Happy Labor Day (with feathers)!

When you are feathery and famous, there are no days of rest. Technically. Unless, of course, resting is part of your official celebrity job description. And you are very good at it. And you enjoy it a lot. And your fans think you look very cute when you are resting. And you have wisely hired aContinueContinue reading “Day 321: A Very Happy Labor Day (with feathers)!”

Day 320: Waffle Watching

Some beings – typically species without feathers, fins, fur, or shells – enjoy activities that involve “watching.” For instance, there are outings featuring “whale watching,” “dolphin watching,” “moose watching,” and (always a favorite) “bird watching.” Of course, when you have feathers, you already know you are the most interesting species of being to watch. But this doesn’t mean thereContinueContinue reading “Day 320: Waffle Watching”

Day 319: Circle Nesting

Master nesters know that, no matter how competitive nesting season may get, they always have more tricks up their sleeve to lure ladybirds. Long experience (combined with suave solo good looks and a superior nesting site) wins the day every time. For instance, not many manly manbirds have perfected the art of “circle nesting” -ContinueContinue reading “Day 319: Circle Nesting”

Day 318: Improvisational Remodeling

In the world of featherless beings, those who aspire to become architects have to jump through all kinds of restrictive educational hoops before they can get to work. No wonder so many of their structures are staid and un-inspiring! Luckily, when you have both feathers and architectural aspirations, professional entrance requirements are less rigid…so as to encourage maximumContinueContinue reading “Day 318: Improvisational Remodeling”

Day 317: Ledge Preening

When you have feathers and are naturally gifted at everything you do, sometimes you might get bored with your everyday routine. For instance, perhaps you have reached that time in the day when you always perform your “maximum prettiness” preening session. Here, just to mix things up a bit, rather than preening on your large featherless assistant’sContinueContinue reading “Day 317: Ledge Preening”