Wet Bird Couture: The Kingfisher

The kingfisher is a noble bird, with flight speeds of up to 32 mph and the ability to swallow whole small fish in flight. Kingfishers also prefer to nest in mud. All of which may cause you to wonder what on earth the “kingfisher” and the “cockatiel” could possibly have in common. Why – fashionContinueContinue reading “Wet Bird Couture: The Kingfisher”

Day 267: Being Served

Everyone appreciates an enthusiastic diner. However, certain degrees of enthusiasm may be more appropriate for “at home” dining versus “eating out.” For instance, let’s say you have decided to “eat out” for your breakfast, and you have just ordered the dish you want. Here, it is traditional to allow your waitress (no matter how large, featherless,ContinueContinue reading “Day 267: Being Served”

Day 266: Practice Prey

When you have feathers and are known far and wide as a fierce and ferocious predator, you make it look so easy. But you have a secret – there is no such thing as an “overnight success.” It takes great discipline and dedication – and daily practice – to be this good. You also need toContinueContinue reading “Day 266: Practice Prey”

Day 265: The Salad Eaters

Science has long held that the shape, size, and quantity of teeth you have determines what kind of foods you eat. But what the researchers frequently (always) fail to factor in is – what about beings who don’t have any teeth? For instance, what if you have no teeth at all, but you can stillContinueContinue reading “Day 265: The Salad Eaters”

Day 264: Self Serve

Being little and cute with feathers has its advantages. It also has certain disadvantages. For instance, because you’re small, sometimes you can be overlooked when meal time arrives. This is where it can be handy to adopt a “proactive” approach – what the large featherless beings seem to like to call “self serve.” Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author:ContinueContinue reading “Day 264: Self Serve”

Day 263: When Cheerios Try to Hide

In the evolutionary scheme of things, predators and prey often adapt to each other’s tactics. For instance, when fish started swimming upwards to escape hungry dolphins, the dolphins developed “smiling” mouths….the better to catch upwards-swimming fish with. In the same way, when Cheerios began assuming complex disguises to evade dangerous predators (with feathers), those predatorsContinueContinue reading “Day 263: When Cheerios Try to Hide”

Day 262: A Festive Day of Liberation

On holidays, many flocks like to celebrate by consuming traditional dishes. For instance, on Thanksgiving, a flock might traditionally consume waffles. They might also like to traditionally consume waffles on New Year’s Day. And of course birthdays and anniversaries (and any days really) are a perfect occasion to whip up a traditional festive meal of waffles.ContinueContinue reading “Day 262: A Festive Day of Liberation”

Day 261: Greens Reconnaissance

According to the U.S. Army FM 7-92, Chap. 4, “reconnaissance” means: …a mission to obtain information by visual observation or other detection methods, about the activities and resources of an enemy or potential enemy, or about the meteorologic, hydrographic, or geographic characteristics of a particular area. So basically what this means is that if you spyContinueContinue reading “Day 261: Greens Reconnaissance”

Day 260: Time Travel

Every day is a new day when you live with one of the large featherless beings. For example, you just never know what they might bring home. On that same note, they are also oddly obsessed with something they call “time travel.” This always makes you glad you have feathers so you can travel whenever you want.ContinueContinue reading “Day 260: Time Travel”

Day 259: The Wrapping Assistant

While technically the large featherless beings are designed to assist the ones with the feathers, sometimes sheer necessity initiates a temporary role reversal. For instance, there are some (many) things that beings with feathers simply do better than beings who have no feathers. “Wrapping” is one such task. Author: Shannon Cutts Co-Author: Pearl Cutts